“Here are some flowers,” said the villain. “Whoever has stolen your treasure has the Princess,” said the hero. “Someone has taken them and left this atrocious note.” She, actually, was not so atrocious (for it was she who hired the royal scribe who wrote this very book). The Queen was running around the castle when they arrived. “Frmph,” said the dragon who always flossed his teeth when he was upset. “Someone’s stolen my gold, and they left this note in its place!” he cried. The dragon was very upset when they found him. He brushed his teeth every night, and when he breathed, there was no fire, just minty freshness.
He was known for being tidy and wise, not fierce and ferocious like dragons are supposed to be. “We should go ask the dragon what he thinks.” “If you didn’t take the Princess, then who did?” asked the hero. “I don’t have a Princess,” said the villain, “I use this dungeon to bake cookies, but watch your step because there’s a leak down here.” “Surrender the Princess!” he yelled while shaking in his armor. The hero stormed the gate and charged into the dungeon of the villain’s castle. He brought flowers to old ladies whenever he could.Īnd out of the kindness of his heart, he once built a house for someone who needed it. The hero rode to the castle of the meanest villain in the kingdom, but the villain, too was atrocious. However, he had once defeated two caterpillars and a moth in a single battle, and this made him the greatest of all the heroes in the land. He was often too frightened to leave his home, and he was also scared by butterflies. The greatest hero in the land happened to be an atrocious hero. Īfter reading the note twice to understand it, the King commanded the greatest hero in the land to find his daughter. She even set traps throughout this story. She smelled of month- old bananas, and she was very devious. She was not fancy and polite like most princesses, despite the princess lessons she took each day.
“Tuesday?” he laughed, “There is no such day, and I’ll hear no more of it as long as I am king.”įrom that day on in the kingdom, Monday was followed by second Monday or first Wednesday. It is the worst of the worst, so don’t say I didn’t warn you…
The cover has mud all over it, and one of the pages has sprung a leak.Įven some of the order are in the wrong words.
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